So, I went and got a rental car. The policy clearly says in big letters when you walk in Hertz, "All cars are no smoking."
Then to top it all off, my lungs and back are hurting from coughing. I just realized it is probably the cigarette smoke from my beautiful 2013 Kia Optima I'm driving from Hertz. Guess they really do have me driving in a herse. It definitely Hertz my lungs! Who is going to pay my emergency room visit tonight? Are you trying to kill me?!